11.24.2008

You Know What I Really Want?

A fake identity. And I mean, a for real fake identity. For real fake, ha, that's funny. Anyways, I want the full shabangabang: fake license and social security card, fake passport and visa, fake birth certificate, hidden accounts, new credit cards, everything. So if it was necessary one day, I can say "Holla" and break out. And I want them without having witnessed a mob murder and needing government relocation.

3 comments:

Jack Meoff said...

hollaaaaaaa

Brandy said...

i know people who know people who know people that can get this done for you for the right amount.

Anonymous said...

Brandy, don't encourage her.

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