11.29.2014
The Elephant In The Room
Let's stop tiptoeing around the problem. I can take it. We've used words like moody or dramatic, but we're all just lying to ourselves. It's time we discuss the fact that there's a very probable chance that I have a mood disorder.
11.22.2014
Let The Dumb Wintertime Challenges Begin!
Okay, there are only two of them. And they're kind of dumb. But dumb challenges are my favorite! For the second year, we're bring back The Hairy Legs Challenge! I'll be shaving on November 30th. Then from December 1st to March 1st, I'm going full Yeti! It got bad last year. Like, I'm pretty sure I could French braid that shit. Clearly I have no plans to disrobe for anyone in the next three months. Either that or they'll gonna have to love the au natural.
Next dumb challenge: my car will be five years old on April 1st. And I currently have 45,345 miles on it. We know what my OCD brain needs to do. I need to hit 50,000 miles exactly on April 1, 2015. I don't care what I have to do. I will carpool as much as possible if I'm getting too close to over. If I'm short, I will drive around aimlessly the night before and make it so I drive into my driveway with 50,000 miles, at midnight on April 1st. It will be done!!
Next dumb challenge: my car will be five years old on April 1st. And I currently have 45,345 miles on it. We know what my OCD brain needs to do. I need to hit 50,000 miles exactly on April 1, 2015. I don't care what I have to do. I will carpool as much as possible if I'm getting too close to over. If I'm short, I will drive around aimlessly the night before and make it so I drive into my driveway with 50,000 miles, at midnight on April 1st. It will be done!!
11.15.2014
New Year's Resolutions I Have Six Weeks To Complete
I'm haven't done too terribly, actually. Didn't save any money, but that's not shocking. Got plenty of cute new clothes. And I've resigned myself to being poor until my car is paid off. Five months to go, bitches! But now I really want a new kitchen...
Okay, I give up on pretending like I will blog regularly. Maybe a 2015 resolution should be stop lying to myself.
Still talk too much. That's just genetic. At least I now try to let someone finish their thought before I start talking. That's progress, right?
Drinking water like whoa. That was obviously something easy for me to check off. I barely drink anything else, so it's not much of a challenge. Who makes a resolution to drink water? God, my life is boring.
Let's say I walk my dog 5 days a week. He's fine.
Still haven't seen the Star Wars movies. Or Sound of Music. Sound of Music is doable. The Star Wars movies seem less likely.
It's the middle of November and down about 52lbs. I guess 114lbs is a stretch. Way to not commit! We don't tolerate any losers in this house! Win, win win!!! Oh, Breakfast Club.
Wait, I take back my first statement. I have done terribly. Why do I continue to bother? That's it, stop lying to yourself is next year's only resolution.
Okay, I give up on pretending like I will blog regularly. Maybe a 2015 resolution should be stop lying to myself.
Still talk too much. That's just genetic. At least I now try to let someone finish their thought before I start talking. That's progress, right?
Drinking water like whoa. That was obviously something easy for me to check off. I barely drink anything else, so it's not much of a challenge. Who makes a resolution to drink water? God, my life is boring.
Let's say I walk my dog 5 days a week. He's fine.
Still haven't seen the Star Wars movies. Or Sound of Music. Sound of Music is doable. The Star Wars movies seem less likely.
It's the middle of November and down about 52lbs. I guess 114lbs is a stretch. Way to not commit! We don't tolerate any losers in this house! Win, win win!!! Oh, Breakfast Club.
Wait, I take back my first statement. I have done terribly. Why do I continue to bother? That's it, stop lying to yourself is next year's only resolution.
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