Things I don't believe/believe in...

• that dinosaurs existed
• that during cold seasons, it's warmer near large bodies of water
• that going out in the cold with wet hair or no shoes on won't get you sick
• that the original moon landing happened
• daylight savings time
• Up North (Contribution provided by Kirsten)

So...

I work in a soul-sucking shithole.

HOLLA!!!!!

It's what you've been waiting for peeps!! I've finally started it. I hope this blog can live up to all your expectations of nonsense and hilarity. The title's a work in progress but it'll work for now. It's time for me to start kickin' ass and takin' names.