11.11.2008

Spite

As spite is one of my favorite motivators for doing anything and everything, the thing I'd like to do out of spite today is walk around in a big-ballin' floor length fur coat made from rare animals. Let's say chinchilla fur, lined with baby seal leather. And then I could amuse myself all day by flipping off all the people that yell at me. Good times. (Wow, how do I sleep at night?)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I recommend doing this. And if anyone throws paint on you don't forget to say "Oh yay! Now I get to buy another one. More dead animals - thanks!!"

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