- Suck my balls!
- I'd give my left nut to...
- What a kick in the crotch!
- Holy balls!
- I'm freezing my balls off!
- Bollocks!!
- Stop sweatin' my balls! (Can't believe I forgot this one)
12.05.2008
Testicle Envy
So I don't have penis envy, but I will have to confess to testicle envy. I mean, I don't want any (I wouldn't be cute with a 'stache). So you're wondering why? Why in the name of Buddha would you have testicle envy? I'll tell you why. Because all my favorite vulgar phrases involve invoking the family jewels. Let me share my favs:
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I've never been so proud of my testicles.
You totally just made my day!
I have a whole new appreciation for testes now. And I agree that having things hanging down there all in my business would not be fun...but it would make the phrases a little more legit. Have you considered prosthetics?
I wish I had balls sometimes. I thought about it a lot when I was little.
I use to wish I had balls a lot in my teens. I'd play with them 24/7!
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