World's Stupidest Argument

This morning Connie and Fish were discussing whether or not women should put the toilet seat up, considering they want men to put the toilet seat down after using the facilities. The part of this argument that is stupid is when women complain that if men don't put the toilet seat down, they fall in. Who the fuck doesn't look at the toilet first to make sure the seat is down? You're literally walking right at it, how can you miss this key fact? And I don't care if you say it's the middle of the night and you don't turn the light on. Stop being so fucking stupid. Any woman who has lived with men or boys in the house knows the toilet seat is going to be up. That should automatically be the first thing you check for, the second being to see if there is any toilet paper left on the roll (I'm a strong believer in stranding people on the toilet if they haven't looked for TP first). And technically, the better argument is "I don't want to have to touch that nasty, germ-ridden seat" not "I'm gonna fall in." Ultimately everyone knows the best choice is to have everyone close the seat and the lid after they're done, which makes it fair for all around. And hello, poop particles don't float in the air near your toothbrush if the lid is closed before you flush. Though I completely avoid this by having my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet. And Connie said if the lid was closed, she'd sit down and start going without realizing it. Pardon my language, but are you fucking retarded? Whatever. In conclusion, Women, stop being dumb shits. If you fall in the toilet it's no one's fault but yours.