Crack-Laced Sour Cream

The sour cream at Taco Bell is insanely delicious. I don't know what makes it different from other sour cream, but my guess is that it's laced with crack. As I also love their doughy taco shells, I think from now on I'll just order taco shells and sour cream to dip them in. That's a lie. I love too many other things at Taco Bell to limit myself like that. I'll just ask for a bucket of sour cream on the side of every order. I'm pretty sure that's good for my heart.