Rumor Has It

So, rumor has it that my last blog posts was a little upsetting. And by rumor, I meant that people have blatantly told me that this was the case. And now everyone is scared to talk to me, because they think that secretly I want to eat their faces. Just as an FYI, I haven't encountered any ugly babies recently, I mostly just get bored with the frequent baby talk. Some people are just douches. And my fake-interest face is pretty obvious if I don't want to talk to you. This is mostly shown to strangers. If I don't want to talk to my friends, I'm blatantly grumpy and crabby. I don't know if this was at all comforting.