Quirks

Here are more weird things you didn't know about me. Well, Bob probably knows a few of them.

• I have to stir solid dairy products before I eat them. Yogurt, cottage cheese, sour cream. Even milk I have to shake up before I pour it. Dipping a spoon into an unbroken surface of yogurt and eating it just bothers me.
• I drive with my hand on the gear shift. Even though I drive a car with an automatic transmission.
• I take different routes when I drive places, just in case someone is stalking me. I can't make an attack too easy for them.
• I despise being considered average in anything. Which sucks, as I'm of average height, looks, and intelligence, among other things. I'm pretty sure that I was born weird but I've also worked at it enough that I'm now an official freak show with much effort.
• I obsessively balance my checkbook.
• I've learned that the toilet in my house has a lid that catches itself and won't slam shut. So now, every time I go to the bathroom, I try to slam the toilet seat as hard as I can. So far, unsuccessful in my efforts.
• I could probably have an entire conversation in movie quotes, tv quotes, and song lyrics.