8.22.2009
Human Experiments
I've officially decided that I need to have children because of the potential experiments I can perform on them. I'm for sure going to try 'Your Baby Can Read!' I'm debating whether to try infant potty training vs potty train in a day. I guess I'll need to have at least two kids in order to compare different methods on them . I'm sure there are some other cool things I could try that won't scar them for life. There are probably many more cool things that would.
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I was just thinking about having kids yesterday. Get out of my brain.
You can totally be in charge of potty training.
i think that the "your baby can read" is a load of bull. that kid in the commercial just memorized the book. you can tell cause there is a point that the kid responds before the question is asked.
although i agree that there are social experiments that would work best on the clean slate of a child.
that is not a good reason to have kids
DO you think we could pool our kids together, in order to have randomized experiments? I've often thought that purpose of children was to use them for "science." And to have them wear stupid t-shirts that they can't read like "I poop myself"
FYI, Bob...she's a brain getter-inner. You should be used to this by now.
Oh I know. She has a permanent residence inside my head.
Also, do we know this Alexis person, or is it just someone random who is offended?
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