Hey bitches!! How much did y'all miss me? Let's start the year off right with my goals and resolutions for 2009. I personally think they're awesome. Check it out:
- The previously mentioned "90 in '09." I'm going to be a size ten if it kills me. I'm going for the human lollipop look due to my large head.
- Learn how to play my guitar. I'm doing it, dammit!!
- Take impromptu trips. Long weekend off? Why not randomly drive or fly somewhere? Even though this kinda conflicts with my next goal.
- Get out of debt and curb my spending. These definitely go hand-in-hand. Though the curbing needs to start after I buy this b-e-a-utiful purple bag ( http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=320531&CategoryID=27687&LinkType=SiteAd&LinkLoc=26846&AdID=502808).
- Buy some type of abode. House, condo, whatevs. I have no home as of August 14 (my near death day) and because I'm a loser, I'm already worried about being homeless.
- Buy a dog!! Yeah!! Sweet'ums! For those who don't know (which can't be many cuz I talk about him all the time) I want an English Mastiff named Sweet'ums. I've recently decided he'll eventually have a Mastiff friend named Rupert, which mush be pronounced with a British accent.
- Take up a random new hobby. Like archery or fencing or karate.
2009 is my year, peeps! I can feel it!!
3 comments:
That bag is ugly. It almost looks like it has camel toe. At the very least it looks like a crotch.
What the hell is the apostrophe in "Sweet'ums" there for? Is there normally a letter in Sweetums that I'm not aware of? I can no longer support this dog.
Archery is fun.
I concur. The purse does sort look like a camel toe.
I think your impromptu trip should include coming down to Indiana.
Will your dog be larger than me? Will I have to worry about being eaten in my sleep by it if I come back to visit you?
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