The Crowd Goes Wild!!

Back for their annual winter appearance, your favorite band and mine, it's.....FUNKY WINTER LIP RASH!!!!!! So, that might not make sense to most of you. Background story: every winter, for a few days, my lips get super dry and turn bright red and rashy looking. It's totally gross and nothing helps. I was complaining about it one day and referred to it as my funky winter lip rash. A former coworker said it sounded like the name of a hard rock 80s hair band. So now, every time I get it, I say that Funky Winter Lip Rash is touring again. I'm weird. I accept this.