Why I'm A Horrible Person

I just saw Noah Wyle on a commercial for WWF, encouraging us to help save the polar bears from extinction. And I could only laugh. Not that I don't feel bad for polar bears. Kinda sucks that their homes are essentially melting away. And they're supposedly eating each other for food. But watching Noah Wyle with his serious face on was just amusing to me. He probably doesn't even care. He probably just thought, "Oh, I'll help the peons for a minute and pretend to like animals, then go off and spend my millions on things that use up a bunch of energy." For shame.