Pathetic

I've reached a new low. I actually went to Dejope and played $25 worth of slots in order to try and win money to buy a house. Is that not the saddest thing you've ever heard (relatively speaking)? And, despite my sending positive thoughts into the universe, I was completely unsuccessful. On top of that, their slots totally suck. They're these weird bingo slots that I didn't understand in any way. Where's the Wheel? Next in line is to buy lotto tickets. Victory, and a kickass new home, will be mine!!!! But not today. As usual, I consoled myself and ate my feelings with an orange coconut scone from Lazy Jane's. Ah, disappointment was never so delicious.