2.26.2015

You Put Your Phone Down For An Hour And You Get Killed Off

It's always Nelson...

Bob: Wonder if she crashed.
Bob: She seems to have disappeared though.
Nelson: She might be dead. Who knows.
Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA damn Nelson
RotURs: Awkward if she is. Seriously Nelson.
RotURs: That statement will be her epitaph.
Bob: HAHAHAHAHA
Bob: Erica Monet Wise 1982-2015(?) She might be dead. Who knows.
RotURs: Miss Diamonds 1982-2015 She might be dead. Who knows.
RotURs: It should be read with all of her Ballerfest names through the years.
Nelson: Hahaha. Who knows. Now let's eat cake and tap dance like she she would have wanted.
Bob: Don't forget we have to say mean things about her at the funeral.
Nelson: That ho stole my flannel. Amen.
Bob: And my hockey odyssey t-shirt which she then lost
Nelson: We would all say that bitch and then God bless her.

These are my friends. 

2 comments:

Megan said...

Just as long as I get first dibs on everything. You hear that, Lexie? EVERYTHING.

Rebecca said...

Do I have to dress in black for this funeral or is it a colorfest?

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