An Interesting Theory

My sister's friend has a theory about rape weather. Oh yes, that's correct. In this theory, he states that it's okay to let a female friend walk home alone in the winter, because no man is going to whip it out when it's below zero. Hence, winter is not rape weather. Conversely, of course, the other seasons are rape weather and at those times a woman shouldn't be out late unescorted. I didn't even know what to say when I first heard this. I was pretty flabbergasted. And somewhat appalled.