Suspicious

I was out shopping today. And the sales people were oddly nice and talkative. It kinda made me uncomfortable. Why are you being so friendly? One guy actually told me that he liked my dress and it was so appropriate for the nice spring weather. And he liked how my sunglasses matched. Really? You're seriously saying this to me? And I'm pretty sure he was straight. Then the guys in Jamba Juice were all chatty. Let's bring it down a notch, shall we? Though to be honest, the chick in Little Luxuries was kind of a bitch. But they always are. I just can't be satisfied.