Twilight

I think I've decided that I can't see the movie. First of all, movie versions of books tend to be lame anyways (which is why I own a t-shirt that says 'Books: Read the Movie'). But mostly because Robert Pattinson has a punch-me face. Every time I see him I want to blacken his eye. Ooh, look at me! I so broody and mysterious and bad ass cuz I never comb my hair and wear all black and I pout my lips a lot. It's a shame I now think he's so lame, as I did cry when Cedric Diggory died. And yes, I'm well aware that a person who shall remain nameless would kill me (or talk me to death) if this information ever reached her.