Calista and Harrison

Yes, we're totally on a first name basis. Why I bring them up? I'm a big fan of the theory "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." In this case, (well in most cases) it's marriage. Why are you getting married (anyone ever)? Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart (Cindy, that is a skeleton!) have been together for 7 years. Clearly you haven't poisoned each others' Wheaties, so the relationship must be doing okay (wow, I have low standards). Any money, you'll be divorced within, hmmm, I'll be generous and give you 5 years. Why am I so bitter and cynical? Meh, just born that way. I'm okay with it.