Random Thought

I want to be a lion in my next life. A male lion, cuz I want to run things, get into fights, have a harem, and shake out my kickass mane. That would be awesome.

Calista and Harrison

Yes, we're totally on a first name basis. Why I bring them up? I'm a big fan of the theory "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." In this case, (well in most cases) it's marriage. Why are you getting married (anyone ever)? Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart (Cindy, that is a skeleton!) have been together for 7 years. Clearly you haven't poisoned each others' Wheaties, so the relationship must be doing okay (wow, I have low standards). Any money, you'll be divorced within, hmmm, I'll be generous and give you 5 years. Why am I so bitter and cynical? Meh, just born that way. I'm okay with it.

Sounds That Drive Me Nuts

1. That white noise fuzzy sound the television makes when it's on but the cable is off.
2. The noise windshield wipers make when the windshield isn't wet enough. I' d almost rather drive blind than listen to that.
3. That feeling sound you get when you accidentally chew foil.
4. Knuckles and joints cracking. *Shudder*
5. Your voice.

*Numbers four and five refer to the same person* Hahahaha

Entertainment Review: One Night of Queen

That's right, I went after talking about it for the past six months. And it kinda rocked my face off, I can't lie.

• Positives: The band totally rocked, and so did Gary Mullen, the lead singer. As I'll never actually see Freddie Mercury in concert (damn him for getting the HIV!), this was an okay substitute. I was up and singing and dancing pretty much the whole time, so I rocked it out. It was a fun ass time.

• Not So Positives: The lame crowd. I expected better of you Madisonians (Madisonites?). Let's have a good time!! Get up and party!! I should have sat in the balcony where I saw some people head-banging away. I was stuck in the orchestra, which I usually like, but today was middle-aged and old people land. The couple in front of me barely even smiled or clapped! Dude, just leave. Actually, the woman next to me did leave at intermission. For shame!! I almost wished it had been somewhere with a little sketch, like the Orpheum or the Barrymore, so people would've been more relaxed. It's hard to rock out in the Overture Center. Next, while the band rocked on the instruments, not so great on the back-up vocals. And some songs, like my fav 'Somebody to Love', you kinda need good back-up. But I was willing to overlook that.

• General Comments: If Gary Mullen was doing a for real Freddie Mercury, his pants should have been waaay tighter. And while I don't consider myself the world's biggest Queen fan (I mostly know the greatest hits albums) how about we excited over more than just 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' 'We Will Rock You,' and 'We Are the Champions,' people? Bone up before you show up. And shout outs the the folks that came in their leather jackets [that sounds dirty (and that comment unnecessary)] and Queen t-shirts, ready to party.

Two enthusiastic thumbs up!!

Hawaii Calls!

Peace out bitches!! I'm packed, primped and as hairless I get. I'm ready to rock! If I don't return in a week, please avenge my death. You'll know who to blame.

Twilight

I think I've decided that I can't see the movie. First of all, movie versions of books tend to be lame anyways (which is why I own a t-shirt that says 'Books: Read the Movie'). But mostly because Robert Pattinson has a punch-me face. Every time I see him I want to blacken his eye. Ooh, look at me! I so broody and mysterious and bad ass cuz I never comb my hair and wear all black and I pout my lips a lot. It's a shame I now think he's so lame, as I did cry when Cedric Diggory died. And yes, I'm well aware that a person who shall remain nameless would kill me (or talk me to death) if this information ever reached her.

I Hate Beyonce

Pardon my language, but I fucking hate that bitch. Where is this coming from? On the way home, I heard "If I Was a Boy" on the radio. I'm probably totally late, but I didn't know that somebody else had written it and recorded it before Beyonce did. And the rumor is that BC Jean, the other artist, was pretty much forced into letting Beyonce sing and record the song first. And that Beyonce is trying to act like the song was all hers. You know that bitch did that shit. We all know if Wikipedia says it, it's true. I don't even care what the other version sounds like, I like it better. I can't lie, some of that hobag's songs are catchy as shit. But would be infinitely better if sung by someone else. Well in this case, I had a brief glimpse of that dream coming true. A tear.