I'm Sick Of Being Lied To

I'm lied to every time I buy a box that claims to have an easy open perforated tab on the side. Know what I'm talking about? They're on boxes of candy and dry foods and powder detergent. Just press in here, easy and convenient. That's a lie!! I have yet to successfully open any type of box using this stupid side tab. At least, not without the use of a knife. Am I an idiot? Is there some method of operation that I'm not following? What's the deal? Stop lying to me, every company in America!!