Kudos To Megan

Y'all have become pretty crappy blog followers. We all know I need frequent feedback to improve my self-worth and I'm just not getting it anymore. Only Megan stands out as someone who frequently offers hilariously awesome comments on my posts. So kudos to Megan, she wins the coveted title of #1 blog follower. That being said, there are some that discuss my blog with me face to face. Your contributions are appreciated. There isn't really a prize associated with this. Though I am bring butter pecan turtle bars to work tomorrow.

The Name

I've decided that Bernie needs a full, formal name. I'm thinking Bertrum Cornelius Wise. What do we think? Kickass, right?

Mark Your Calendars!!!

Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race is back on LOGO February 1st. Holla!!!

Happy Birthday, Bobbles!!

It's the start of the Bob's 28th year!! Sorry, I had to say that in a way that made you sound as old as possible. YEAH!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Also, I'm aware that this would have been more effective and meaningful if 1) I had actually remembered on my own that today was your birthday and 2) if I had posted this at midnight, instead of at the end of the day. Oh well, hope it rocked!!

Really?

So Cottonelle has commercials and a RollPoll online where you can vote on whether you roll your toilet paper over or under. Seriously? I understand it's just a marketing technique, but this is ridonkulous. Though I can't lie, some of the commercials are pretty funny. And that being said, clearly you roll over. No contest. And nice try Cottonelle, I'm still using Charmin toilet paper. Creepy bears wiping their butts in the woods just do it for me, I guess. Well that and I love Mega Rolls.

Shrek

We all know I sometimes have a problem suspending reality for Disney movies (refer back to the 11/8/08 post about Simba and Nala being incestuous). So my current question won't surprise you. Do you think kids that watch and love the "Shrek" movies now will later in life, once they know about the birds and the bees, question how a donkey and a dragon would mate? At least the dragon is female and the donkey male. Cuz if things were the other way around, you'd have a female donkey speared in half.

Resolutions 2010

A week into the New Year and I haven't declared my resolutions yet. For shame! Let's first recap last year's resolutions. Kind of a bust. Of my seven goals, I accomplished two: buying a house and getting a dog. Some would say reaching these goals was a big deal. I disagree. It's numbers that count, and 2/7 sucks. I failed to learn to play the guitar, find a new hobby, curb my spending/get out of debt, take impromptu trips, and lose 90 pounds. I did lose 18, but again, not good enough. So, time for 2010 goals!! We'll start with the repeats, then add a few new ones.

1. Take impromptu trips. It's coming back! I arranged my schedule throughout the year in a way that I have a week off like every other month. Must take advantage.
2. 72 in '10. Yeah... not quite as catchy as 90 in '09, but it is what it is. And don't suggest 10 in '10, cuz that is a pathetic goal.
3. I still need a new hobby. Something non-sedentary, if anyone has any suggestions.
4. And I guess I should continue to work to minimize my debt and spending. I actually got into more debt last year.

Alright, new goals:

1. Accomplish at least two home fix-it projects. Details to come.
2. Get involved in some kind of community service.
3. Be nicer. I don't really want to be nicer, but I guess it's a worthy goal to strive for. And this goes against the goal I shared with Bob last week, which was to actually become bitchier.

I can't think of anything else. I feel like I should have more new goals. Anyways, here's the top 7 of 2010. And...break!!