Oh God!!

Have you ever taken a close up picture of your face with an iPad, sans make-up? All these years, I was under the mistaken impression that I was decent looking. Turns out I am, in fact, a troll. Do I have magic powers? Have I been cloaking this from everyone? Or have y'all just been too nice to tell me to my face? A real friend would have said something. You bastards. Officially moving under a bridge.