Random Thoughts

• One of my favorite hobbies is to ignore people when they make leading statements. Or say something to themselves just a little too loudly, because they want a reaction. If you want to tell me or ask me something, just spit it out.
• There should be more places where I can go to get pie. They should also sell a variety of cobblers and crisps.
• I like to torment my dog. If he runs to the front door, I purposely go in the back. I grab his tail because it pisses him off. Sometimes I get him super excited, then tell him to go away.
• It really bugs me when books are re-released and the new covers are from the movie.
• I hate my walnut tree more than anything on this earth.
• I totally park in the expectant mothers parking space all the time. Who's gonna have the nerve to accuse me of just being fat?
• The thought of a male Brazilian horrifies me. The wax, not the human being.
• I will never get into an enclosed water slide because I'm convinced I'll get stuck and they'll need a crane to get me out.
• Why do television shows feel the need to tell me that they're filmed in front of a live studio audience? I don't care.