4.14.2010

Why I'm An Awful Person

One day while out walking Bernie I want a little kid to ask me if he/she can pet him. And I want to respond, "Sure, Bernie loves kids.....for breakfast." And then I'd laugh at their screams of terror. I can't lie, I'm kinda chuckling just thinking about it. And what do I do for a living, you ask? Yes, I am a pediatric nurse.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, your blog is delightful ^_^

Megan said...

That made me giggle. And smirk. I love torturing small children.

Bob said...

Who doesn't?!

Julie said...

I think in the title of this post, "awful" should be replaced with "awesome".

starcakeastrology.blogspot.com said...

LOL

K. Greer said...

You are friggin' hilarious. I must follow you now.