Oh, No!

I missed my blog's anniversary! It was four-years-old on October 19th. I can't believe folks have actually been reading this nonsense for four years. And I kinda suck at this. This is only my 399th post. Eh, after four years, it's still the awesomest nonsense around. Yay me!

Am I Really That Geeky?

I need more opinions. Bob and I shared this conversation yesterday.

Me: How geeky is it that when I put on my black pearl earrings I said, "The Black Pearl!" in a pirate accent?
Bob: Super geeky.
Bob: Like scale of 1-10 I give it a 57.
Me: Who has a scale up to 101?
Bob: That was 1-10.
Bob: You would.
Me: Ahhh. My cursive font can be deceiving. I thought 57 put me in the middle of the scale. Not well beyond the top.
Bob: Having a cursive font on your phone is probably a 63849282659471625 on the same scale.

I can't be that geeky. I'm too cool for school.

My Yearly Rant

Daylight savings sucks balls! Standard time for life!! I salute you Hawaii and Arizona!

New Life Goal

I'm challenging myself to create 100 total Pandora stations. Challenge accepted!! I currently have 57. It's on!

Quoting G'ma

"My pimpin' is slippin'."

Some Of You Have Heard This Story

Let's set the scene: it was the beginning of a beautiful autumn day and Bernie and I were admiring the foliage and the sunrise as we took an early walk.  As we were heading home, I looked up because I heard the garbage truck. And I had to do a double take. I swear for God, the garbage man had just done a back flip off the side of the truck. Hold up. What a minute. That was the lift lowering the can back to the curb. What's wrong with me?

Topic Revisited

Since I've thought about it the requisite ten years (which is my way), I'm officially going to get my nose pierced again. I may go this weekend and follow through on the impulse. I can do it! But I lie a lot. So it's possible I won't.