Some Of You Have Heard This Story

Let's set the scene: it was the beginning of a beautiful autumn day and Bernie and I were admiring the foliage and the sunrise as we took an early walk.  As we were heading home, I looked up because I heard the garbage truck. And I had to do a double take. I swear for God, the garbage man had just done a back flip off the side of the truck. Hold up. What a minute. That was the lift lowering the can back to the curb. What's wrong with me?