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Another Old Rant

If I was the Trix rabbit I'd tell those kids to fuck off and that I can eat as much goddamn cereal as I want. And the next time one of them said "Trix are for kids," I'd respond with, "Well, my fist is for bustin' you in your smart-ass mouth." This rant has been resurrected because I've been watching TeenNick a lot more (iCarly rocks!), so I see the commercial all the time. And when I say old rant, I'm pretty sure I've been complaining about this since high school.

Honesty

We were talking about this at work and I wanted to share this with everyone. Please don't discuss your baby's possible names with me if you don't want to hear my honest opinion. If the name is awful, I'm going to tell you so. This shouldn't come as news, as I must have an opinion on everything. Though I guess I can try not to offer my opinion if it isn't solicited. And while we all know in the long run (or the short run, for that matter) that my opinion doesn't count for much, I don't want people giving me attitude when I tell them what everyone else is probably thinking but too polite to say. We all know being polite is a character flaw with which I do not struggle (check out that grammar, right?).

I Caved

I told myself the heat was officially off for the year, despite the fact that I've been wearing wool socks and a fleece robe over my sweatpants and long sleeve shirt to bed every night. Well, then it decided to snow in April and when I got home this morning it was 58 degrees. Even the dog's fur felt cold. Yeah, so the heat was promptly turned back on to 70. Ahhh, blessed warmth! Though I'm still bundled up, minus the robe.

Obsessed Much?

I'm pretty sure I'm obsessed with chap stick. I find it everywhere: in random coat pockets, various purses, the pockets of my robes, in my bed, in my car, in kitchen drawers. I think that's overkill. Though my lips remain lovely and well moisturized.

Notice

If I ever mention having children, the person closest to me has permission to slap me in the face. Repeatedly.

XM Radio

I want to have it's babies. Rachel was a little thrown by this statement. Mostly because we all know I want to have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's babies. But I have to say, XM Radio currently ranks as the best thing that has ever happened to me. Yes, I'm aware of how sad this makes my life.