Nothing pisses me off more than the following conversation:
"God, this tastes like dog shit!"
"How do you know what dog shit tastes like? Have you eaten it before?"
Feel free to insert any disgusting thing for dog shit. Why the fuck do people say this?! No, I haven't fuckin' eaten dog shit before. And I have a fuckin' nose. I know how shit smells. And last time I checked, your sense of smell and your sense of taste work together. So if I say something smells like shit, don't be an asshole and just agree that it's gross. Asshole.
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