We're actually gonna shoot for some positive changes this year. I know, right!!
- Stop swearing so much. By the way, Carlos is to blame for all the swearing I do now. But I'm gonna be the bigger person and rise above my salty language. I'm still allowed to use off-color words though. I wouldn't survive if I couldn't yell out "Balls!" every so often. Or call someone a dick face.
- Stop being so judgmental/stop offering my unsolicited opinion. I am well aware of the fact that I can be annoying. I believe it's primarily due to these traits. Y'all may disagree (with why I'm annoying, not the fact that I am). We all know that I have strong opinions about things. That doesn't mean I have to be such a bitch about it all the time. Or so vocal. Now, don't expect me to say polite, nice, socially acceptable things. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
- Stop eating. Just stop entirely. I'm living off of diet pills and water this year. I'm ridiculously enormous and the fat has gotta go. Or I may just eat a healthier diet and exercise more. Meh, we'll see what the year brings.
- Work on one of my deadly sins. Bob determined that I embody about six out of the seven. If you can believe it, I'm not greedy! Anyways, I'm shooting for vanity, even though it should probably be wrath or pride. I seriously look at myself in every reflective surface I encounter, even my cell phone screen. It's ridiculous. Oh, but before I'm less vain, I must say I'm very happy that Leslie noticed I whitened my teeth!! Made my day!!
- Get all my home repairs done. Actually, I need to keep my house in ready to sell condition at all times. You never know when the perfect next house will come along. *sob*
- Pay off my credit cards!!!!!!!!!!
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