Erica Facts

• I read magazines backwards.
• I'm usually yelling because I like to be loud, not because I'm angry.
• I abruptly become obsessed with things, but rarely stick with anything long term. I'm like the serial monogamist of material things.
• I fuckin' hate the Smith kids.
• I'm a total Al Bundy. I cannot relax on the couch without one or both hands down the front of my pants. Or pressed between my legs. It's mostly to keep them warm.
• With the exception of Bob, I couldn't tell you what color eyes any of my friends have.
• I'm obsessed with teeth.