Chicken

I played chicken with a baby bunny on my way home from work today. I won. The little furry bastard apparently didn't like a car barreling towards him. Nothing like pitting an SUV against a defenseless creature to grow some hair on your chest. And before anyone asks how I could possibly try to harm a cute little bunny (btw, I fucking hate bunnies), I'd like it to be noted that his ass had no business being in the street.