I Feel

I feel that if a person takes the risk of letting their cat roam the street unattended, then my dog has the right to try and eat it.

You Know You Work Night Shift...

...if you pray that every light turns red so you can get in a few 30 second naps on the way home.

Officially Christened

Yeah! My new car is finally named! The moment you've all been waiting for...my new RAV4's name is....Priscilla! Don't ask me why. I was pulling into the driveway and started to call her Dory, and realized that Dory was no longer with me (a tear). The first name that popped into my head after that was Priscilla. It only took me three months to come up with. If you don't like it, I don't care.

Yum

There are a lot of razor fine soccer players. I don't read any of the articles I see everyday, but I'm sure enjoying looking at the pictures.

Sorry Friends

Facebook deactivated. Antisocial people shouldn't be on social networks.

I Fuckin' Hate IKEA

There are too many reasons to list, but I'll try. First off, I just spent 2 1/2 hours putting together a fuckin' cart. And I died a little inside. Goddamn wood splitting, extra ass pieces and shit. And I understand that you get what you pay for, but I'd pay ten extra dollars IF YOU'D PUT SOME LABELS ON SHIT!!! AND USE SOME FUCKING WORDS IN YOUR DIRECTIONS!!!! I shouldn't have to identify pieces of wood by looking at goddamn pictures and matching them up. All the labels need to be are letters and the corresponding letters should be on the diagram. I'm not a goddamn toddler! I can identify the letters of the alphabet!! Y'all might as well hire some fuckin' mimes to act out how to put this stupid shit together. And to make it worse, I still have to put the fuckin' desk and hutch together. Can you tell this is upsetting me, just a bit? The only positive to this situation is that I caught up on all the "iCarly" episodes I had on DVR. Grrrr!!!! Also, pardon my language.

FYI

For all you lame-os that didn't go, Aqua Zumba was hilariously awesome. I love kickin' it with old ladies in the pool. I'll be back every week.

Hating People For No Reason

Do you know who I'm really gonna hate in the coming years? Jaden Smith. Actually, let's just say the entire Smith clan.

Unacceptable

People that think giant lettuce leaves are an acceptable substitute for bread should be beat up.

I Won't Lie

"Glee" kinda made me cry tonight. There is no shame in that. Well, a little shame.

Confessions Of A Disgusting Woman

Don't feel ashamed of the disgusting things you might do. I probably do them all. Doing one of them the other day made me decide to share, actually. Let's do it.

• Sometimes I pee in the shower. I hate peeing right after I get out because I then think the water on my legs is pee. If I do it in the shower, I just soap up again afterwards.
• I've gone as long as four days without showering. Pretty sure I did that a few weeks ago.
• Sometimes tissue just doesn't cut it and you have to pick your nose. There is no shame in it. Just wash your hands after.
• When I bite my nails, I totally just spit them out, no matter where I am. Classy.
• I believe expiration dates on food are just opinions. Stuff doesn't spoil. If you believe in the myth that things do spoil, I suggest you read all the labels at my house before eating anything.
• I totally look at the tissue after I blow my nose. Just curious.

These are just a few disgusting things I do. I'm positive there are more.

My Current Favorite Song

"Bulletproof" by La Roux. I heard it for the first time a month ago, and I'm loving it. Yes, I'm aware that I'm about a year late. But we all know I have Hoobastank Syndrome. I totally recommend a download. I have a bad habit of downloading whole albums based on one song...and I'll probably be doing that again.

Dammit!

You know that stupid tiny piece of dangling skin between your two front teeth? Actually, this may only be recognized by people with gaps. But anyways, I accidentally ripped the damn thing off again. So I have that raw area between my teeth that I can't not worry constantly with my tongue. Curse you, Aqua-Scum!!!

My New Favorite Words

Taciturn and slag. Look out for these words being used in conversation. Taciturn is just a good word and I just like how it sounds. Slag will be my new replacement for ho. How can you not use a word that sounds like slut and hag combined? And in honor of this new word, I will be calling Megan "Slagathor" from now on. Not because she's a slut or a hag (well, she can kinda be a hag, hahaha) but because she's the only person know who'll get that reference.