You Put Your Phone Down For An Hour And You Get Killed Off

It's always Nelson...

Bob: Wonder if she crashed.
Bob: She seems to have disappeared though.
Nelson: She might be dead. Who knows.
Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA damn Nelson
RotURs: Awkward if she is. Seriously Nelson.
RotURs: That statement will be her epitaph.
Bob: HAHAHAHAHA
Bob: Erica Monet Wise 1982-2015(?) She might be dead. Who knows.
RotURs: Miss Diamonds 1982-2015 She might be dead. Who knows.
RotURs: It should be read with all of her Ballerfest names through the years.
Nelson: Hahaha. Who knows. Now let's eat cake and tap dance like she she would have wanted.
Bob: Don't forget we have to say mean things about her at the funeral.
Nelson: That ho stole my flannel. Amen.
Bob: And my hockey odyssey t-shirt which she then lost
Nelson: We would all say that bitch and then God bless her.

These are my friends. 

Hilarious

I'm kinda too lazy right now to post the links. But check out Conan O'Brian on YouTube as he gets on Tinder and Grindr. Funny stuff. 

Why Is Nature Against Me?

Today Trivia Crack taught me that hippos give pink milk. Are you fucking kidding me?

Note To Self

If you put tech gloves in the microwave, the fingertips will melt. Who knew? 

Dear Glee,

You make me want to slit my wrists. 

Sincerely,

Erica 

Reward

I will give someone $10,000 if they can tell me how to get my brain to calm the fuck down! Ahhhh, second wind Erica!! And first and third and every other wind!

My New Favorite Thing To Do?

Go around saying "Oh, my" like George Takei.