I Feel

I feel that if a person takes the risk of letting their cat roam the street unattended, then my dog has the right to try and eat it.

You Know You Work Night Shift...

...if you pray that every light turns red so you can get in a few 30 second naps on the way home.

Officially Christened

Yeah! My new car is finally named! The moment you've all been waiting for...my new RAV4's name is....Priscilla! Don't ask me why. I was pulling into the driveway and started to call her Dory, and realized that Dory was no longer with me (a tear). The first name that popped into my head after that was Priscilla. It only took me three months to come up with. If you don't like it, I don't care.

Yum

There are a lot of razor fine soccer players. I don't read any of the articles I see everyday, but I'm sure enjoying looking at the pictures.

Sorry Friends

Facebook deactivated. Antisocial people shouldn't be on social networks.

I Fuckin' Hate IKEA

There are too many reasons to list, but I'll try. First off, I just spent 2 1/2 hours putting together a fuckin' cart. And I died a little inside. Goddamn wood splitting, extra ass pieces and shit. And I understand that you get what you pay for, but I'd pay ten extra dollars IF YOU'D PUT SOME LABELS ON SHIT!!! AND USE SOME FUCKING WORDS IN YOUR DIRECTIONS!!!! I shouldn't have to identify pieces of wood by looking at goddamn pictures and matching them up. All the labels need to be are letters and the corresponding letters should be on the diagram. I'm not a goddamn toddler! I can identify the letters of the alphabet!! Y'all might as well hire some fuckin' mimes to act out how to put this stupid shit together. And to make it worse, I still have to put the fuckin' desk and hutch together. Can you tell this is upsetting me, just a bit? The only positive to this situation is that I caught up on all the "iCarly" episodes I had on DVR. Grrrr!!!! Also, pardon my language.

FYI

For all you lame-os that didn't go, Aqua Zumba was hilariously awesome. I love kickin' it with old ladies in the pool. I'll be back every week.