Congrats!

Even though I had to hear about it through the grapevine and he won't read this because he's a loser that doesn't believe in blogs, congrats to my baby bro for making the Badger basketball team!!! I guess I'll have to scare up some school spirit and hit up a game or two. Though let's be honest, he probably won't play this season anyways (Burn!).

Any Takers?

I need someone to pretend to be engaged to me so we can go taste test wedding cake. Who's in? Male or female, doesn't matter. I figure we may have to do some preliminary planning to set up a good background story. Or we can tell the baker it's none of his damn business, gimme the cake Ummmm, so many kinds of frosting and filling.

Question For "Glee" Fans

They live in Ohio. And even in television land, it's fall. So why does no one ever wear a coat (slight exaggeration)? And why is it always sunny out? And why are all the girls walking around in skirts that almost show their butt cheeks (Rachel had on a super mini last week)? I think this same thought every week. And because I'm a loser, I Google mapped Lima, Ohio. It's not like it's so far in southern Ohio that it might stay warm longer. Get it right, FOX!! This bugs me.

Home Visit

I have a home visit scheduled for Monday, peeps! I'm a bit nervous. What if Bernie walks into my house and hates me on site? And how salty would I be if his foster mom says "Yeah, we think going back to the rescue would be better than Bernie living with you." Ouchies!! They're both gonna hate me, I just know it. And I'll be in the 'burbs by myself forever. Crying myself a river.

Stripper Poll

What song would you say a female stripper dances to the most during the course of her career? My top three choices are "Cherry Pie," "Pour Some Sugar on Me," and "Talk Dirty to Me," in that order. (FYI, I cracked up at the title's pun. I'm such a loser).

I'm Officially British

Apparently I thought it was okay, once I got off the main road, mind you, to drive on the left side of the street. So I'm British. Or stupid and have a death wish.

Happy Birthday!!

Not you, Megan. I kinda forgot about it, but as of October 19, my blog was 1-year-old. Yeah!!! Who would've thought I'd actually stick with something for a whole year!! Though we all know I love to run my mouth. Anyways, happy 1 year and 4 days birthday, World's Awesomest Nonsense. The next year shall be just as awesome. And just as nonsensical (that's such a good word).