Weird Smell

Am I the only person who will smell something while driving and automatically assume something is wrong with the car? Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get you.

I'm Back!! 2014 New Year's Resolutions!!

2014 is the Year of Er!ca (she said for like the fourth year in a row)!! We're actually writing resolutions in a timely fashion, what what! Let's make some short and long term goals this year. I need to be be able to check things off and feel like I've accomplished something. Warning: the following material may be ridiculous.   

1. Debt reduction/save money. I know. How many times and I going to repeat this? But I gotta get real. Living paycheck to paycheck sooks.

2. I'm not shaving my legs until March 1. So gross. It's already been a month. It's the worst and I feel like a wildebeest. But I vowed not to do it and I stand by my word!

3. Blog at least twice a month. I've been so terrible. This is easily attainable.

4. Talk less, listen more. I said something similar a couple years ago. Shut up, Er!ca! Keep your thoughts to yourself! No one cares!

5. Drink 12-16 cups of water a day.

6. Lose 114lbs in honor of 2014. 201.4 seemed excessive. Doesn't this sound familiar?

7. Watch the Star Wars Movies. Probably just the original trilogy. Also, The Sound of Music. I'm willing to take other suggestions of classic movies I need to see. Even if you think there's no way I haven't seen it, still suggest. Odds are I haven't.

8. Walk my dog everyday, working our way back up to 2 /day walks. It's terrible that I have to make a resolution to walk my dog. But I'm just so lazy.

9. Try to have a more positive attitude. I'm not going to go so far as I say I should be nicer. Just stop being quite so negative.

Huh. It kinda makes me sad that I have the same goals very year. How boring am I that my life never changes? Wow, that positive attitude thing slasted a long time.


Eh, I'm over it. Happy 2014!!!

This Needs To Happen

My new life goal is to have a wax version of myself made by Madame Tussauds. I don't care what I have to do to make this happen. What would I do with it? Probably just find different ways to creep people out.

This Actually Happened

While getting ready for work today and spending way too much time looking in the mirror and putting makeup on, I actually was listening to and belting out Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror."  It's probably a good thing I live alone.

Life Lessons

Don't give random guys at the gas station your phone number. It is okay to say "no, thank you" and drive away.

What If..

What if someone threw acid at you? That would not be cool.

Inside Joke

Just so y'all know, bananas are $.39 a pound at Sendik's this week.