Megan

While I forgot to mention it, don't think I didn't know it was you who put a "Monster Mash" radio station on my Pandora account.

Happy Birthday-versary, Bernie!

Since Bernie was a rescue, I don't know when his actually birthday is. I got him December 7th last year, so yesterday marked both his 3rd birthday and my 1 year anniversary of having him. While I love him, I mostly learned that having a dog is expensive and Bernie is a general pain in my ass. I probably won't repeat the experience. His gift was a big ham bone, which he sniffed at and dropped, followed by him walking away and falling asleep. Jerk.

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Who was it that told me they thought Khloe Kardashian looked like Fiona from "Shrek?" Whoever it was, it cracked my ass up.

Observation

Has anyone noticed yet that strings of blog posts tend to occur when I'm doing less than nothing at work?

Inquiry

Apparently the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree has 30,000 energy efficient lights on it. Is it just me, or does the "30,000" part cancel out the "enery efficient" part?

Really?

Not that I think celebrities are above the law, but really, what's the point in charging Willie Nelson with pot possession?

When I'm Old

There are three things I have to have when I'm old.

1. A Rascal. Was there any doubt of this? I'd own one now if I could.
2. A stair lift/chair. Cruisin' up the staircase? Hells yeah!
3. A Med Alert Bracelet. One of the ones that calls 911 automatically if it senses that you've fallen. This is because the odds are high that I'll probably fall down the stairs at some point in my life. Mostly because I walk up the stairs on my tip toes. And I'm not very graceful.