8.27.2011

My Top Three Fears

  1. Contracting malaria
  2. Getting poisoned by a scorpion
  3. Hippo attack

3 comments:

Megan said...

1. Don't go to malaria-prone areas. If you do, take malarone and feel like shit the whole time.

2. I'm a scorpio. You probably shouldn't trust anything I cook for you. Ever. Scorpio, scorpion...they're pretty much the same thing.

3. Hippos aren't real.

Bob said...

Clearly setting the house on fire is not high on the list.

Erica said...

Ooh, I forgot spider bite.