My Prayers Have Been Answered

As we all know, I would like to get cosmetic surgery on my hideous eyelids. Well, the universe has finally answered my call. I was watching infomercials the other day, and the Dream Look Instant Eye Lift appeared from before me. You get a set of these thin clear plastic strips that you apply to your eyelids and voila! Instant lift! Anyone want to get me a late birthday present? Check 'em out: https://www.getdreamlook.com/Index.dtm