Common And Uncommon Phrases Used By My Family

So obviously, to me, all of these phrases are common. I've heard most of them my entire life. But as I've used them around my friends over the years, I've gotten some crazy ass looks. So here goes. Note: I will be giving the phrases only, without providing any explanation. I think most of them are self-explanatory anyways, but those looks I've gotten...

• Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. (That one's for you, Bob)
• Gimme got shot.
• He thinks fat meat ain't greasy.
• She just about had a hay baby with a straw hat.
• Tell the truth, shame the devil.
• God don't like ugly.
• Madder than a raped ape.
• Higher than a monkey's butt.
• Hotter than the blue blazes.
• Hungry as a hostage.

Damn, I know that there are more but my mind is blanking. No worries, I'll continue to make updates as they come to me.