4.12.2011
I Fucking Hate Birds
Number one down side of spring: birds. I fucking hate birds. Don't chirp and wake me up in the morning. Don't hang around my deck and lawn. Luckily I haven't heard my arch nemesis too much lately. That's right, the chickadee. I hate the chickadee more than any other winged spawn of Satan. Though those fucking geese are a close second. And they all better be glad I don't own a BB gun. And that I don't have the brain power or drive to build an electric force field around my house.
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You expect me to believe a chirping bird can wake you up?
I know what you mean. I had this problem too once -- when my mother had a bird feeder on the deck.
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