Nurse Lame

I went to the Badger game this weekend. I know, shocking. I temporarily joined the cult and actually enjoyed myself, though I'll never be a football fan. I get bored too easily. That's where my being a loser comes in. Whenever there was an interception, I'd say intussusception instead. I know, it makes absolutely no sense. So it's not even a good nursing joke. But I amused myself.