8.20.2015

My Personality Test Results

You understand life, its difficulties, and problems.
Your imagination runs away from you at times, causing you to exaggerate.
You are impatient to get ahead in life.
You express yourself well and assert yourself openly.
You are reliable, honest, and others depend on you.
You resent orders, but if asked will respond cheerfully.
You thrive on admiration and praise. 
You set very high standards for yourself.
You have a natural talent for business matters.
You have a strong urge to develop along creative lines.
Your ample energy is used to good advantage. 
You like to travel a good deal for all sorts of reasons.

An old ass machine at State Fair determined these things based on my signature. For $3.  

8.03.2015

Nelson Understands Me

We know how I feel about dinosaurs. But more specifically, I think paleontology is beyond bogus. And Nelson described my feelings beautifully. 

"They are kinda just tossing a bunch of animal bones together. 'This dinosaur had wings, scales, was invisible, but was multicolored and lived under water and was 675 feet long.'"

Truth! Preach it! It's all a bunch of malarkey.