Hmm..

Was anyone aware of the fact that Enrique Iglesias has a song called "Tonight (I'm Fuckin' You)?" Inappropriate.

Dear All Men Everywhere

Low cut V-neck tops are not okay.

Dare Me

I'll drink a can of Pediasure for $20. Any takers?

Another Option

If no one wants to buy me the T-Pain mic, I would like a set of brass knuckles for Christmas. Please and thank you.

Poll The Audience

I don't know why I ask folks' opinions when I know what they're gonna be. Maybe I like people to talk me out of things. Or I want to know that everyone opposes so I can do it anyway out of spite. Who knows? Anyhoo, I'm thinking about getting the other side of my nose pierced. And wear a stud in one side and a hoop in the other, like Lenny Kravitz. What are our thoughts? When I first mentioned this to folks, I was joking. But now I'm actually considering it.

Worst Joke Ever

• What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
• A quarter pounder with cheese.

This joke is probably super old. But I heard it in a movie the other day. I can't lie, I laughed. As I vomited in my mouth a little.

Who's Buying This For Me?

This! I must have it. I would auto-tune everything. I am T-Pain!!