Conformity

I'm not quite offended by being called a closet conformist. There are elements of truth to that. But I'd like to believe that I'm a non-conformist in more than just the way I dress. Granted, I can't think of any ways right now...

Jennifer Aniston

Why are folks always hating on Jennifer Aniston? Just because she hasn't been in any Oscar winning movies (said in the la-ti-da voice) doesn't mean her movies are bad. Well, some of them are bad. But even the ones that I personally find to be good get hated on. "The Switch," which I just watched yesterday, was good times. "The Break-Up" was flipping hilarious. The list continues: "Along Came Polly," "Bruce Almighty," "Office Space." Jennifer Aniston, I hope you're laughing all the way to the bank while everyone else is kicking back and drinking their haterade.

My Top Three Fears

1. Contracting malaria
2. Getting poisoned by a scorpion
3. Hippo attack

Something You May Not Know About Me

I consider frequent bloody noses to be a sign of weakness. And I'm absurdly interested in the different types of hats people have worn through the centuries.

Hmm

It's probably a good thing I have Bernie. Otherwise, I feel like I'd have a lot more velvet in my house.