Opinion

I've already gotten a lot of rejection letters, but I'm thinking I may dread my hair after I'm done with my braids. What do we think?

How I Could've Set My House On Fire

I may have been trimming the hedges. And I may have not noticed that the extension cord was lying in the bush, in my path. So I may have powered right through it. And it may have sparked within the greenery. I guess I'm lucky the bushes weren't that dry and that spark wasn't a little bigger.

Sesame Street

According to Wikipedia, there have been 4,212 episodes of Sesame Street over the last 40 years. That means each letter of the alphabet has sponsored 162 episodes. Impressive.

Can I Own This?

Pretty please with sugar on top? http://www.etsy.com/listing/50906789/collapsible-fire-hoop-with-5-spines?ref=fp_feat_3

Dear Neighbors

I'm sorry that I walked my dog wearing short shorts and subjected you all to my cottage cheese thighs. But according to the heat index, it's fucking hot.