Opinion

I've already gotten a lot of rejection letters, but I'm thinking I may dread my hair after I'm done with my braids. What do we think?

How I Could've Set My House On Fire

I may have been trimming the hedges. And I may have not noticed that the extension cord was lying in the bush, in my path. So I may have powered right through it. And it may have sparked within the greenery. I guess I'm lucky the bushes weren't that dry and that spark wasn't a little bigger.

Sesame Street

According to Wikipedia, there have been 4,212 episodes of Sesame Street over the last 40 years. That means each letter of the alphabet has sponsored 162 episodes. Impressive.

Can I Own This?

Pretty please with sugar on top? http://www.etsy.com/listing/50906789/collapsible-fire-hoop-with-5-spines?ref=fp_feat_3

Dear Neighbors

I'm sorry that I walked my dog wearing short shorts and subjected you all to my cottage cheese thighs. But according to the heat index, it's fucking hot.

In My Opinion...

What? I like to share my opinions? And by share, I mean shove them down people's throats. Any who, in my opinion some people just look bettter fat, health risks aside. Have you seen Drew Carey lately? Not okay. Chub was just his look. In somewhat related news, I kinda think short chubby balding men are cute. My top two examples would be Jason Alexander (obviously) and Ian Gomez from "Cougar Town." I'd totally hook up with Ian Gomez, actually.

Question

Who cares if the top of a soap pump has germs all over it, as you literally wash your hands immediately after touching it?